POKEMANS.

I admit I actually like vampires once-- not these New Age types, though, I liked the sort that actually acted like vampires and I confess, I actually wanted to be one for a brief time (I was young, ok?), but, not as much as I wanted to be a Pokémon trainer.


Quitting school at 10 and traversing unknown lands by your lonesome? That would be the life, man-- just you and your little critters, inhumanely crammed into tiny balls for your convenience.


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